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Summary of Romeo and Juliet

  • romeo:

    im so sad

  • romeo:

    ill never be happy

  • romeo:

    a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

  • romeo:

    WHO DAT

  • romeo:

    SHE GOT DA BOOTY

  • romeo:

    imma dance with her

  • romeo:

    *dancin wit teh juliet*

  • juliet:

    dafuq are you

  • romeo:

    shh *kiss*

  • juliet:

    :oo

  • *party over*

  • romeo:

    AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

  • romeo:

    LADY

  • romeo:

    HEY LADY

  • juliet:

    OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

  • romeo:

    yeah its me hey wanna get married

  • juliet:

    dont you think its too soon

  • romeo:

    idk

  • juliet:

    brb

  • romeo:

    k

  • juliet:

    HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

  • romeo:

    AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

  • *next day*

  • rome and juli:

    FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

  • friar:

    idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

  • romeo:

    yeh

  • friar:

    ok fine ur married

  • rome and juli:

    yaaaay

  • *some time later*

  • tybalt:

    WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

  • mercutio:

    excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

  • tybalt:

    shut up mercutio *stab*

  • mercutio:

    WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

  • romeo:

    hnnn

  • tybalt:

    ....

  • romeo HNNN

  • tybalt:

    ...

  • romeo:

    hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

  • tybalt:

    oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

  • prince:

    ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

  • romeo:

    i sorry

  • prince:

    no ur banished

  • romeo:

    HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

  • romeo:

    *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

  • friar:

    no i have plan just go to mantua ok

  • romeo:

    k *leaves*

  • juliet:

    FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

  • friar:

    NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

  • juliet:

    ok

  • juliet:

    *goes home and drinks potion*

  • nurse:

    hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

  • lady capulet:

    wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

  • nurse:

    k

  • juliet:

    *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

  • romeo's servant:

    AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

  • romeo's servant:

    JULIET'S DEAD

  • romeo:

    WHAT

  • romeo:

    WHAaaAaaaT

  • romeo:

    OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

  • romeo:

    *buys potion*

  • romeo:

    *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

  • romeo:

    oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

  • romeo:

    but im sure she is

  • romeo:

    *kiss juliet*

  • romeo:

    *drinks poison*

  • romeo:

    he ded

  • juliet:

    *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

  • juliet:

    IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

  • juliet:

    HE DED

  • juliet:

    *grabs sword and stabs herself*

  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

  • friar:

    *comes in cell*

  • friar:

    uh oh

  • prince:

    WHAT DIS

  • CAPULET:

    WHAT DIS

  • LADY CAPULET:

    WHAT DIS

  • MONTAGUE:

    WHAT DIS

  • CApULET:

    *strokes montagues face* brother

nostalgiaunicorn:

FROZEN GIVEAWAY!!!!

I said I would do another giveaway at some point and what better one to do than a Frozen themed one?

FIRST PLACE: Elsa singing doll, art of Frozen book, and choice of Anna or Elsa t-shirt in whatever size you wish, (or you can pick any other t-shirt…men’s or women’s)

SECOND PLACE: Anna toddler doll, Frozen deluxe soundtrack, and Frozen towel

THIRD PLACE: Elsa plush, A Sister More Like Me book, and Elsa plate

RULES:

  • MUST be following me. This is a thank you for all my lovely followers! I will check.
  • Reblogs ONLY, likes do not count. Reblog as many times as you want!
  • MUST have your ask box OPEN. If you do not respond within three days of me contacting you, I will pick a new winner.
  • WILL ship worldwide!

END DATE: March 15th, at 10 AM pacific time. (Time subject to change based on my work/class schedule, but it will end March 15th)

I will use random.org to pick the three winners!

Good luck!!

theawkwardmuggle:

davenayaholic:

kimberlycan:

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exumbra—insolem:

This is the perfect picture to show anyone that’s afraid of recovery because of weight gain. Honestly, look at Demi. 

She gained weight and recovered, so what? 

She’s glowing, she looks feminine, she looks 1000x more confident and she just looks more… alive.

Recovery is worth it. 

She looks alive.

Favorite post on tumblr

She’s glowing for sure and she’s so so beautiful

forget glowing look at dat ass

(Source: -radiatemileyray)

youtubekillsme:

dendenmusume:

fuckyeahhyugiohyaoi:

stayfearless134:

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 
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youtubekillsme:

dendenmusume:

fuckyeahhyugiohyaoi:

stayfearless134:

You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.

Yes, please reblog

Do it. Now.

i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i  have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’ 

(Source: inh4le-me)

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